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    超强无敌短篇武侠小说,加强版

    史上最强最短的武侠小说!完结!加强版!!!
    通读版:

      小说要求:
      1、要同时涉及3大门派
      2、要包含江湖门派间多年恩怨情仇,又要打破世俗伦理。
      3、同时情节还要扣人心悬,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来。令人极为期待该小说之续集,同时留下n多悬念。
      4、越短越好

      第2天,有人来投稿,全文只有十个字:
      秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!

      编辑复语:恩怨情仇,血雨腥风确有,且短小精悍,n多悬念,但侠骨有余,柔情不足。虽江湖儿女,但也有柔情万种。

      第3天,修改稿:
      师太,你就放弃秃驴从了贫道吧!

      编辑又语:江湖儿女,柔情尽显,缠绵悱恻。但仍拘泥世俗伦理。

      第4天,第三稿:
      师太,你竟敢跟贫道抢秃驴!

      编辑三思,语:打破世俗伦理之作,血雨腥风也呼之欲来,扣人心弦,悬念n多,但总是少点什么……

      第5天,终结稿:
      和尚:“师太,你从了和尚吧!”
      道长:“秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!”
      师太:“和尚、道长你们一起上吧,我赶时间。”

      编辑兴奋ing,语:前无古人,后无来者之完美杰作。既有难以理清的多年门派恩怨,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来之势;又有纠葛的侠骨柔情,既打破世俗伦理,又尽显江湖儿女不拘小节之豪气干云。旷世巨制!!

      加强版:

      是夜,无风,晴。
      皇宫的寝宫深处,两男一女,三个人影上窜下跳,接着同时跳入一片空地当中。一男子手拿拂尘,瞪眼骂道:“秃驴!你好大的胆子!竟敢跟贫道抢师太!”
      女子急急叫道:“哥!你净身入宫多年,我们根本不能做夫妻,你何必苦苦相逼呢!”说着,紧紧拉住身边的男子:“我只爱他!心里也只有他!”
      那男子轻轻挣开女子的手,上前一步,低声说道:“女儿!退后!看老衲今天杀了这臭道士!以报多年前的夺妻之恨!”
      只见至爱的两人,以死相拼,女子无奈长叹一声:“你二人别争了,9年前我已有了爷爷的骨肉!现任小皇帝是也。我的身体只属于他,你们走吧……”
      此时,一座石狮背后,闪出一衣着华美的少年,叹道:“太后,朕实乃断袖之人,已与和尚爷爷有了龙阳之好……”说罢,眼角瞟了眼道士,便低下头去。
      手拿拂尘男子听后,呆立半晌,黯然道:好,好,好,果然天道循环,因果不爽,当年我夺你妻,如今你抢我心头之肉,枉我挥刀变性,乔为内官,受那自宫之苦。
      大和尚却仿佛没听见道士的话,而是沉吟着问女子:女儿,你说陛下是九年前与父亲所出?他如今是死是活?
      “哈哈哈哈”随着震耳的笑声,一个衣着破烂的喇嘛从天而降,“秃驴,夺妻之仇未报,老朽怎舍得就此西去?!!!”

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